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'This is an emergency': woman calls 911 after McDonald's runs out of nuggets

• March 5, 2009 - 11:43AM

Called 911 ... Latreasa L. Goodman. Photo: Police

US authorities say a Florida woman phoned 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets.

According to a police report, 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out.

She said employees refused to give her a refund, saying all sales were final. A cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of different food for the same price, but Goodman became irate.

Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charge.

"This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one," Goodman told police. "This is an emergency."

Dispatchers for 911 told police Goodman called the emergency number three times and on each occasion was told an officer was en route.

A McDonald's spokeswoman said the company did not immediately have a comment on the incident.

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