They always make faces like this...
And this...
Pretty much lose all of their dignity in public.
Can't get food in their mouths no matter how hard they try.
They have absolutely no coordination.
There is no sleeping position too uncomfortable.
They often fall asleep on or near toilets.
And terrible at judging distances.
They're obsessed with finding something to eat.
But usually don't make it that far...
They draw on each other when they pass out.
And can often be found with their head in the toilet.