Sad Animal Diaries

Kids Are Basically Tiny Versions Of Drunk Adults.

They'll pretty much just take a nap whenever they want, wherever they want.

They always make faces like this...

And this...

Pretty much lose all of their dignity in public.

Their depth perception is always fucked up too.

Can't get food in their mouths no matter how hard they try.

They're unable to predict when they're gonna pass out.

They have absolutely no coordination.

There is no sleeping position too uncomfortable.

They often fall asleep on or near toilets.

They constantly misjudge their strength and coordination.

And terrible at judging distances.

They're obsessed with finding something to eat.

But usually don't make it that far...

They draw on each other when they pass out.

And can often be found with their head in the toilet.

Credit Card in CD Reader?