Monday, April 6, 2009

Massage Parlor Investigator

Wow, clever guy

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/ths/1107622646.html

Asian Massage Parlor Investigation Services
(covers Massage, Spa's, Foot Massage, Salon's,
acupresure, Acupuncture, CMT's, Stones / Aroma theropy & more)

Ladies does your Husband or boyfriend go to get massages?

Wanna Find out If the place Offers Sexual services?

Or want to verify that the place you visit?
Many Legit looking Spa's/Therapy centers offer extra services for men.

I offer different levels of Investigation services,
starting at a Basic Visit, to a Full Visit, and a Multi Visit.

After my Visit I will meet with you at a starbuck (or a place of
your choosing) and give you a detailed report of my findings.

Rates: my rates & very low and do not corrispond to the high
rates of regular investigation services due to the Low
risk of harm and injury.

Rates: My rates are based on the Base Rate of the establishment
+ Typical Rates for Additional Services (not part of the basic visit)
+ a small fee for myself. An extra fee for gas would be added for
gas/milage If outside the Southbay area (but I will travel the
entire bay area).

** This is 100% real and Professional **

Disclaimer: I will not work with any Law Enforcement agencies.
The intent is only to discover the real truth of each establishment.
I accept Cash Payments before the visit and I will meet with you
right after the visit. Please note that the services that I am offered
may not be all the services or the normal services provided by
all the women at the establishment.

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