1. The Thing
Hard and painful these are the huge rocky poops that tear open your ass and when you wipe there is only a little blood on the tp.
2. Mr. Fantastic
These are the slimy poops that just slide out of your ass like brown toothpaste, They have no cohesion and leave residue on the side of the bowl and it takes forever to wipe after a Mr. Fantastic.
3. Human Torch
Often following hot wing night, or a huge burrito covered in habanero hot sauce, these are the poops that burn your asshole like molten lava. Wiping is painfull due to the 3rd degree burns on your sphincter.
4. The Invisible Woman
You sit down, you feel a giant foot long thick turd slide out of your ass, you hear it plop into the toilet. Then when you look down to flush there is nothing there! When you wipe there is evidence that you pooped. Where did it go? who knows....
(Conversly the Fantastic Four movie that i watched (not sure which one) was a steaming pile of shit.....)
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