Funny Pickup Lines

Do you know how I know were going to have sex tonight? I'm stronger

Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away

What does this rag smell like to you?

Don't turn this rape into a murder

I just shit my pants, mind if I get into yours?

You - Did it hurt?
Her - What?
You - When you fell from heaven...
Her - Oh please...
You - Because your face is fucked up.