R Kelly Wants Deaf People to Stop Masturbating

After the Internet came across an anti-masturbation video produced by Jehovah's Witnesses specifically for the hard of hearing, it was only a matter of time until someone mashed it up with R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)."

That time has now come, and the video above is exactly as glorious as it sounds.

A lack of context (beyond the knowledge that deaf people are being told to stop masturbating) appears to be an essential part of the fun, but if you think a translation of the finger wagging might enhance your enjoyment, that can also be arranged. Perv